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Forms of Water
— xkcd
The 'light' refers to bremsstrahlung.
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Vulnerability
— xkcd
Other numbers are largely unaffected, but anyone using '4' for their certificate key is urged to upgrade to '5'.
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Fusion Device
— xkcd
I don't see why people have trouble doing this at room temperature. Using hot rivets would honestly have been MORE work.
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Momentum Demonstration
— xkcd
I'm doing really well on the Hertzsprung-Russell academic diagram, which has spectral class on one axis and Rate My Professors rating on the other.
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Planet Database
— xkcd
Atmospheric transmission spectroscopy has revealed that the sunsets from the observatory are really pretty.
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Rejected Space Mission Profiles
— xkcd
Although NASA agreed that Voyager 2 'seemed lonely' they decided against launching a companion orbiter mission after further measurements indicated that the spacecraft actually preferred the peace and quiet.
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Dogcatcher
— xkcd
People out here catching strays out here catching strays
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Juice
— xkcd
I need to push some updates to the remote sensing instruments, which are there to measure the surface and definitely not do anything else.
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t-rex and the work enemy
— Dinosaur Comics
this is how moral universalism gets you: you get to be a hater but you have to admit that your haters have a point? TRULY unfair
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if you're either mad, annoyed, or attracted at me, you have to tell me. but like, figure yourself out first and then tell me.
— Dinosaur Comics
i don't know if you want to see a doctor, but you may want to get that checked out. hence the famous expression, "if you don't want to check me out, check yourself out"
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t-rex in: chosen FUN
— Dinosaur Comics
sorry to all chosen ones in my audience but i stand by my words. listen: just tell yourself this is just part of the challenges you're to face on your extra-special chosen journey
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that said, it IS all the uranus gas you can inhale. it is in fact the most confirmed uranus gas it is possible to drink in the known universe
— Dinosaur Comics
you missed it: yesterday was chock-a-block full of uranus jokes but today we're taking a rest. tomorrow though - boy, you will not be able to WALK without tripping over stray uranus jokes.
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XXL
— Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Hovertext:I haven't dated in a long time, so this may be unrealistic.
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Watch
— Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Hovertext:Hope this insight ruins you as much as it ruined me.
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Alignment
— Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Hovertext:If this profound insight leads to a future utopia, somebody owes me a dollar.
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Revenge
— Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Hovertext:Linguists are cruel.
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Future
— Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Hovertext:The real question is how long until each of these can be one-shotted.
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Funeral
— Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Hovertext:Actually for me you can get it down to an eyeroll and a tired sigh.
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See You
— Poorly Drawn Lines
Poorly Drawn Lines (By Reza Farazmand)
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Things That Can Fly
— Poorly Drawn Lines
Poorly Drawn Lines (By Reza Farazmand)
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Coming to Life
— Poorly Drawn Lines
Poorly Drawn Lines (By Reza Farazmand)
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Must Be New
— Poorly Drawn Lines
Poorly Drawn Lines (By Reza Farazmand)
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Travel Mug
— Poorly Drawn Lines
Poorly Drawn Lines (By Reza Farazmand)
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A Lamp
— Poorly Drawn Lines
Poorly Drawn Lines (By Reza Farazmand)
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Socrates's Treasure
— Existential Comics
Existential Comics (By Corey Mohler)
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Nietzsche Finds a Genie
— Existential Comics
Existential Comics (By Corey Mohler)
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Philosophy of Shoplifting a Giant Turkey
— Existential Comics
Existential Comics (By Corey Mohler)
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Schopenhauer: is the Glass Half Empty?
— Existential Comics
Schopenhauer wasn't so much as a "glass half empty" kind of guy, but more of a "everything in the world is terrible including this stupid glass" kinda of guy.
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Seed Shanty
— The Perry Bible Fellowship
PBF-Seed_Shanty
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The Biclops
— The Perry Bible Fellowship
PBF-The_Biclops